i wish every season of the bachelorette was like this

"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."

“99.5% certainty” = waiting for someone else to make the call first

i bet trumps so pissed he never got drones

hey Blizzard CS - The Americas, stuff like atlassian.com/software/statu… exists

whoever does casting for “Are You the One” is amazing

youtube.com/watch?v=l6gXhP…

lol imagine writing this washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/…

startup idea: staging bookshelves for tv pundits and congresspeople

can’t wait for linkedin’s clubhouse clone

look, Edelita and i got married!!

holy shit eating inside a restaurant feels crazy

is clubhouse dead yet

What the hospital billed for killing my dad: $250,000. cool

FED BAD

now we're going to find out what of my old code is still running at twitter - guaranteed that's gonna be what breaks first

@[email protected] btw

elon shoulda taken fred durst up on his offer

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