When does CTE set in and how do you know if it’s the kind where you like strap your wife to your chest and jump out of a helicopter

Does anyone want to hang out tonight

Just started my sublet in the east village and remembered that college is now probably in session (?). It’s a 30 year old Freshman type of late summer yall. Catch up

One cool thing about zyn is that you can stick it to the bottom of tables like a piece of gum

I get turned off easily if a fly keep landing on you, I'm cool fr

Going back to little Italy to see the t shirt vendor who would always cat call me and once gave me a free pair of headphones for a dick pic (I just googled penis on my phone) because I need a pick me up and he’s reliably horny

When you got a coffee and are about to sit down and lurk but then you realize the soccer league is co-ed

Apologies to the seeker I saw on the street this morning I was on the verge of having to puke from my hangover and that’s why I low key kind of ran away from you

I find my true calling as a profiler in this episode

Never thought there would be a reference to draining cauliflower ear on one of these episodes

Had a micro menty b in this transgender sublet and what fixed it was literally removing all of the lady Gaga art. It’s under the bed now and I am feeling extremely unburdened