I’m on the side of everyone else being true NYC and just minding their own business These morons can argue till their blue in the face for all I care, just turn my noise canceling on and wait for my stop

I’m gonna laugh when this ends up being like Vinyl Me Please and then cry as I pay $78.45 for an A24 repressing of Liquid Swords

It’s a nice way to burn 20 minutes off the clock before or after lunch

Oh look, there’s the clouds below me. Oh wow, there’s a vast body of water or earth. Oh neat I can see the same sky I see from the ground Close the f’in shade I wanna go to sleep and get this flight over with

RFK Jr is so obsessed with autism I’m starting to think maybe HE is autistic

Relationship discourse falls into one of 2 extremes on this app 1. Open poly whatever relationships, so chill, fuck whoever you want… tbh couldn’t be me 2. You better not have any friends of the opposite sex, block everyone you’ve ever seen before me… tbh also couldn’t be me

Dear Democrats If you do this, you have completely lost the plot. I mean we all know you have already, but this is just doubling down on a losing strategy Please DO NOT DO THIS

Do it down El Toro Benson

Just a simple reminder, the plaque on the Statue of Liberty reads, "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Tony Soprano

Smoking a Chinese cigarette in Kansas City

This will be the last time I use Lensrentals.com I rented a lens that I did not use once, it never even left the case it came in, and they are trying to charge me for some scuffs on the outside of the lens Literally impossible for this damage to have come from me

Follow up to this, Lensrentals.com are charging me for a lost charger I actually never received. I also did not receive a packing list with the equipment so didn’t realize there was anything missing to contest when I got it Never again!

I never went to warped tour as a kid because I was poor and liked hardcore

Went from branding that looked exactly like you’d expect it to look inside to looking like I’m certain I’m getting food poisoning (very reminiscent of the feeling the Golden Corral branding & food do to me)

I miss Crest Hardware so much. Taking on a big home project today and the brooklyn Lowe's is less helpful than a prison library