cute guy: “omg its so cool that you collect dolls! theyre so cool.” cute guy 5 minutes later: “hold on wheres my balls??” me:

some people stan horrible sounding artists just cause they’re pretty but don’t want to admit it

if they hate people who are different from them then why do they even bother to leave their islamic countries and live in countries where people who are different from them live? this shit will always confuse me.

one of my bitchy pet peeves is when people (millennials) get “irrationally mad” at random facts

im literally going back to school for funsies! like i dont even necessarily care for the degree part, i just sort of want to collect one like infinity stones

taking a screenshot of the number before deleting just in case >>>>>>>>

car-less transvestites like ohhh he kinda got us with that one 😭😭😭

Unclench omfgg

Slowly coming around to plane

UNDISCLOSED colleen hoover doesn't count as reading

i find several gorey horror movies cathartic but this is like the epitome of torture porn bordering on misogyny no shade to the terrifier franchise

i love men with long hair in theory. but i’ve never met one that wasn’t evil. i think they store the evil in their hair

deport her ass omgg

5? Where'd the other 4 come from

She’s doing Locktober merch

okay but the demon isn’t a real thing. you do understand that. people make movies and we are critiquing the choices of those people

Squirting

Needing thick dick from a nerd right Abt now

Shit on that thing.....she just like me frfr