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Don’t tell me I’m a good friend, tell me this

Look at my babe of a best friend 😭

I think I just permanently look like I partied too hard the night before.

Men will really try to make you feel bad for not having a 15” waist and massive thighs while they’re living off of Arby’s and have a fucking ecosystem growing in their Alexis Texas fleshlight.

Y’all love being loud and wrong

Me “I just don’t find him attractive, he looks like something straight out of hills have eyes” Jazz “well, I mean he does have a glass eye” Me “ ahh perfect, hills have eye”

No matter how hard shit gets I find comfort in the fact that I laugh at my own jokes on a daily basis

Idk who needs to hear this but stop posting your feelings on sc with a black screen

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now that Trump might become president again. - Palestinians will no longer exist. - Ukraine will be taken over by Russia (Russia will attempt to move further into Europe). - We will be paying 3k more per year because of Trumps tarrifs. - Our taxes will stay the same, but don’t

“We ask women why they don’t come forward when sexually assaulted. It’s because we live in a world where an abuser will be our next president.”

I wanna be tied down to the wheel of fortune wheel.

🤠

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Yeah, sex is good but have you ever looked up at the sky during a manic episode and pleaded with whatever’s up there to take you the fuck out?

“Oh she passed around” - a man with 50 bodies, 0 orgasms, and 3 black toenails

ORDER WILL BE RESTORED.

fight videos give me the wworstttttt anxiety.. but I can’t look away 🥴

I will never get rid of fb part 2