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Artificial Parent

@artificialparnt

Doing my best attempt at marriage, parenting, and humor.

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Spent my teens and 20s applying copious amounts of compact powder on my face to take away the shine to only arrive to my 40s wanting all the glowing and dewy skin I can get.

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