What does this mean

It’s 2025 and people still pronounce my name “Dialin’”

whenever I buy a gas station hat, it needs approximately 2 weeks worth of sweat from my head to break it in, otherwise it looks boxy and firm. After this, it can be washed. This is similar to the way that cast iron pans must remain 'seasoned'.

thinking about how a landlord in Portland, ME tried to charge me 10000 dollars (not an exaggeration) for move-in costs for a short term rental

I see people sitting here all the time, just chilling, watching traffic and the empty lot across the street

I don’t think this is a direct quote but yeah that’s a quick recap of the story I guess

I’ve seen a guy who looks fresh out of a blues travelers music video poking around my block for a few days, his guitar on his back. Today he pops up on the corner with a small PA and starts singing songs about “packing his bags” and “travelin’ on” - you know that mf really does

Walking down the street listening to some oppressively dark cascadian black metal. Last thing a WWF canvasser wants to see

I wouldn’t want to live here.

youtube.com/watch?v=6sFyRQ… Thanks Jer

if it were 2011 and I was going to make a dream pop band, I'd call in Pill Lesh

I call them lake gulls, because no matter how insistent the Chicagoan is that Lake Michigan 'looks like an ocean', it must be made apparent that it is still a lake, and not a sea - so follow the birds

I need to go fishing STAT

i’d be interested in a show about navigating life and love in Eugene Oregon

Two people on this flight decked out with Jack skellington gear. Gotta love Oregonians

Winkler in Central OR?