The Fall {of the patriarchy} is still my favorite season

I’m ready for my plot twist.

I wish my metabolism was as fast as my anxiety.

In 16 hours this week at a neighborhood dive bar I made more than what I would have made in 48 hours at a cocktail bar. I dare you to tell me cocktail bars aren’t toxic. 😂

I got to see two of my all time favorite FEMALE country music artists inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum tonight. Thank you for empowering women Tanya Tucker and #pattyloveless. Congrats!

Remember that time I bought a bunch of cute vintage housewares at an online auction to resell but then they got here and they’re all too cute so now I’m keeping them?

Why do anti depressants make you gain weight? I’m either a size 2 and I want to jump off a bridge or I’m happy and a size 6. I don’t get it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I bought a dress for the Grammys the other day. Never thought I’d be saying that in my life.

Is this really necessary Target? You locked up the laundry detergent? I had to wait 20 minutes for someone to respond to the help button. It’s not a target RUN anymore, it’s a target crawl.

Facebook, Instagram and threads down. How am I going to buy things on marketplace? Feels bad about myself? Or complain today?

Didn’t update X world that we did big adult things and closed on our dream house on Valentine’s Day. ❤️

The heated seat of a TOTO USA Inc. has changed my life. 🚽