❌ “It’s a really poor decision.” 😳 “It’s self indulgent [from Arteta].” Jason Cundy doesn’t hold back on Mikel Arteta’s decision to make Ethan Nwaneri the youngest #PL player ever

William Gallas says Arsenal made a mistake signing Kai Havertz 👀

Truly a sign of the coming apocalypse when one finds oneself agreeing with Mr. Mark Goldbridge on multiple occasions in one singular day.

Arsenal: We are starting a 16-year-old in goal Rest of the league: Arsenal should be investigated for a breach of child labour legislation

Tottenham at home to City in the next round of the Carabao cup? Excited to find out who the Spurs fans will be cheering for this time!

I knew no good would come of Major Signings. A cad and an incompetent in The Guards, a cad an incompetent as head of recruitment at Manchester United.

Utterly ghastly. Patek Calatrava JLC Reverso Vacherin Traditionelle All vastly superior to this hideous overpriced bauble. And indeed, his wristwatch

‘Neville’s Law’. The rule that whatever pours forth from the mouth of this grubby herbert, the opposite must be true

READY THE HELICOPTERS

Second best Jesus resurrection of all time

Anthony Taylor grew up a brisk 45 minutes from Anfield and 24 minutes from the Emptihad. Just an observation.

This body of evidence is *insane*

This aged like milk.