sega should just port sonic adventure 2 battle to modern consoles, add some janked-up new playable character, and call it Sonic Adventure 3 there problem solved

at this point being as lazy, anti-consumer and corporate as possible is the safest, most consumer-friendly thing doable don't even tell us beforehand Just make a [see below]-type game, tweet about it on launch day, say absolutely nothing after, and let them scream into the void

🦂 Anon is based

i'm deadass named "nuclear meltdown" in japanese why do people think i'm cute-

Please wash your hands. In deadly corrosive acid

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I will melt every single one of your wisps Individually Next, I will PERSONALLY turn your mask and wispon into pools of acid And as you scream and howl in agony and terror, I'll melt you into nothing starting with those accursed eyes of yours. I. WILL. BREAK. YOU--

It's honestly funny . . . Assuming you're a threat ? To me ? Your sorry excuses for 'living beings' - nothing more than energy ? Your dull claws ? VERSES- I - DOCTOR EGGMAN'S GREATEST CREATION ?!

And that's why we Bio-Badnik come in eight . . . There's an answer to EACH and EVERY one of them. I'm no God . . . I'm far better. I'm the BEST - TO NONE BUT THE FATHER - AND SOON ALL YOU PATHETIC RODENT MISCREANTS WILL MELT INTO EMPIRE SOIL !

( She smirks. Just like the doctor anticipated. ) Oh ? What's the matter, muttski ? Gonna whimper~?

She's still alive (for better or worse)

Aurora.⠀ testiiiiing . . . does this account still work . . .

Aurora.⠀ Could do more with this if #StarfallHorizon ever needs a new villain