As soon as I get drunk I start sending tweets and tiktoks to everyone in my contacts, I can’t scroll past a thing without forwarding it

Oh so we can just arrest guys for being dudes now?? I fucking hate it here

The Supreme Court is just 9 unelected, partisan judges with life terms. In 1 year, they:

- Ended abortion access for 40% of women
- Ended student debt forgiveness
- Ended racial affirmative action
- Allowed anti-queer discrimination from religious firms

Abolish the Court.

I’m gonna ignore all of last month and act like the new year started February 1st

If you don’t tell your bros you love them when you hang up then I don’t wanna be your friend

the circle of life:

Bad shit never happens in small doses does it

When I was a kid, everyone told me that when I grew up and started seeing taxes being taken out of my check, I would get more conservative but the opposite has happened because I look at my paycheck and I’m like “I pay this much in taxes just for people to be unhoused and unfed?“

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(subj. to availability)
*George Strait tickets are not available

Brother Jed is slowly starting to look like Prince Phillip

Boo 👻
As a treat, we vant you to know that Dirty Bynum’s second EP “F Y S” is out now! We sincerely hope you find as much meaning in these songs, as you all have meant to us! As always, ROCK ON 🤘🏻, and watch out for us tonight howling db at the moon!
Happy Halloween 🎃

I wish Barstool Texas A&M would check out my band already. #helpanaggieout open.spotify.com/artist/0X8aQAQ…

Marisol was explaining how her brother knocked her grandma off the mantle and idk what didn’t click but I asked if it hurt... she’s been dead for years

Sleep hits different when you’ve got stuff to do

I really came to home to all of my doors missing rip

Alfredo Alvarez '21 has marched on Kyle Field many times with TAMU Corps of Cadets @OfficialAgBands. But the Lamar game was extra special.

With help from The Association, Alfredo's father saw him on Kyle for the first time.

You'll want to see this one. 👍
youtube.com/watch?v=hci-1i…

TAMU every time registration is supposed to open

Wow a parking ticket is the perfect way to finish off my first year at TAMU

You also have to take into account accessibility, Olive Garden is only like $14 where roadhouse is like $18-20

I wrote a program that can send a couple hundred texts a minute and I’m thinking about doing that to him for the next week every time he thinks about sleeping. He started it not me🙃