Nancy Sinatra, Lee Hazlewood — Some Velvet Morning

Armadillos are so weird. It’s like a possum had sex with a turtle. And with that, I’m putting my phone away.... goodnight.

“A situation only becomes favorable when ones adapts to it.” -The I Ching

TV On The Radio — Wolf Like Me

Tiny Lister just died.... even #Debo couldn’t scare away 2020. Fuck that. I’m watching Friday tonight his honor. Rest in power, big man.

Can someone explain it to me like I’m 5 why Corona seems to effect everyone so differently? From severity of symptoms, to side effects, even recovery.... how is that possible? Do any epidemiologists follow me??

My pet peeve for the day: People who do Instagram cooking videos who use a honing steel on their knife and then don’t wipe the knife off before cutting their food. You are getting tiny bits of metal from the knife in your food!

I’m reading tonight and now making you philistines read with me. “It isn’t bit a garment I cast off this day, but a skin that I tear with my own hands.” There are 26 letters in the English alphabet. And when you put them in different orders you get emotion. Wild.

I just saw a lady taking her full grown toucan (which are bigger in person than on cereal boxes) for a walk down the street. I love how weird humans are. It is our best quality and deserves to be celebrated.

If this doesn’t make you smile at a minimum or at least cry we are not the same. That’s ok, but it’s true. reddit.com/r/nextfuckingl…

NGHTMRE, A$AP Ferg — REDLIGHT

4000 of Amazon’s employees are on food stamps while Jeff Bezos’s net worth increased by OVER 90 BILLION DOLLARS during covid alone. How’s that trickle down economy going?

Pets are gonna be pissed after covid. They are getting spoiled by the 24/7 presence. I bet covid thru the eyes of a dog is pretty awesome.

2021 is going to kneel down before me and kiss my feet because this year I’m the boss of my own year. 2020 was a cheap shot no one was expecting. Now I know what we are up against and it’s time to go to war. Know thy enemy, know thyself.... and exploit the differences.

I pulled a muscle in my back this morning and went to have physiotherapy on it and it hit me.... the human body is crazy. When you hurt your body, sometimes the best medicine is to just have another human being rub their human body against your human body.

Hey, America.... are you ok??

Reported shots fired inside the house chambers. This is why we can’t have nice things, you fucking mouth breathers who stormed the capital.

It’s a good thing this wasn’t a BLM rally or else these assholes would have actual riot police to deal with.

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If you think this is nuts🥜 watch the entire episode... youtu.be/wuLst4MHuVs?si…