Congratulations to Lana Del Rey Online her new album Midnight claims entire Top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 😆. #swiftstakes

Direct, unapologetic, funny, smart Dorothy Wang brings bitchiness to a whole different level. Definitely someone you don’t want to mess with. As for the friends of Dorothy, both literally and figuratively speaking, they’re no match to her presence. #blingempirenewyork

I feel like I’m in a parallel universe where the weakest best supporting actor and actress nominees are winning instead of the more deserving ones (Brendan Gleeson, Kerry Condon). #Oscars2023

Newsfeed: #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce wins 7 #oscars! Me: 🤔

Chaos in skyway San Miguel Corporation what’s happening?

Time’s desperate attempt to increase circulation and stay relevant to a younger readership: make the most famous celebrity of this era as their Person of the Year, produce 3 various covers so the fans will buy them all. Jedidiah Leland must be rolling in his celluloid grave.

I rewatched Jo Koy’s #GoldenGlobes2024 monologue and found it funnier the second time around.

In a gathering, a popular wooden blond looks blasé as the nerdy Asian emcee pokes fun at her because she’s swooning over her brainless football jock boyfriend. No it’s not high school, it’s the #GoldenGlobes2024

#RainbowRumble Luis Manzano seriously, who’s writing these questions to your game show? You need better writers—ones who actually make them engaging. #kapamilyachannel

#TheWhiteLotus should be retitled to #TheWhiteProstheses

Too many pointless character arcs in #AndJustLikeThat. Just give us Carrie, Miranda, maybe Seema. Charlotte’s become so dull she makes beige paint look edgy. If I wanted family humor, I’d watch Modern Family — and actually laugh.

The #Manila episode of Phil Rosenthal’s #SomebodyFeedPhil made me emotional. This city’s been through so much, but to see it celebrated — for its food, warmth, and heart — reminds us there’s still so much to be proud of.

There are parts of Madonna’s Impressive Instant that kinda sounds like Lady Gaga’s Abracadabra. Listen to both of them and tell me if you get that vibe too.

Mercy and compassion. Philippine Airlines how do you expect PWDs and seniors to climb up these stairs?

It took Vico Sotto to call out what was once untouchable. The practice of “envelope journalism” (cash in envelopes for favorable coverage) still lingers. We need more leaders like him to fix a country with a rotten core.

Flew americanair from ORD to LAX for the first time. The prettiest FA I’ve ever seen looked like a Black Barbie, but she seemed bored out of her mind. Service from the whole crew was bad. “Let good take flight”? More like “Good manners have flown.”

#ChristopherNolan films #Odyssey based on the Greek epic Homer, with an all-star cast, which remarkably none are Greek, or from the Balkans, or from the Mediterranean region. Not a big deal probably because anyway it’s just a fantasy movie.

News in the Philippines: Zaldy Co drops a bombshell on BBM and Romualdez. News around the world: Hitler’s DNA revealed his… shortcomings. Zaldy has the balls to drop a bomb — meanwhile Hitler, who dropped actual bombs, apparently had a micropenis.

When #MU2025 effs up the result #missuniversemexico2025

We don’t have a Steve Harvey this time to undo a mistake in #MissUniverse2025 announcement. #cotedivoireisthewinner #missuniversefiasco