How do you photoshop yourself and still be ugly? That's like cheating on test and still failing..

If Obama don't win I call the cotton field with the most shade, water and food

I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, All That Sh*

#IWonderIfYou know you're Ratchet...

She's aint being a bitch, she's just tired of your bullshit. Her attitude towards you is based upon how you treat her.

I'm not saying she's a hoe, I'm just saying she's been under more sheets than the KKK

#WeLiveInAGenerationWhere Hoes are getting wifed and good girls are getting played

Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business hoe.

#donttextmeif If you're going to reply with one word answers.

Some hoes be attracted to the most stupidest things. "ouu girl he got tatts, a SnapBack, 22s and an iPhone"!

How you BROKE but you always got money for weed ???

#NationalFearDay When someone says "I heard something about you"... And you be like "Whatchu talkin bout willis?!"

#WhyDoYouThinkItsOkayTo Cheat?

on december 22, i am going outside and screaming "IM ALIVE BITCHES!!"

Chris Brown punching hoes, Ocho Cinco headbutting hoes, bus drivers uppercutting hoes, these hoes wont be acting up much longer!

#WeLiveInAGenerationWhere people buy things they don't need, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't even like!

#IAdmitThat I'm waiting for something that probably wont happen.

I don't sugar coat shit. Fuck I look like? Willy Wonka?

That awkward moment when you hold the door for someone and they use the door next to it.. Like bitch you better back the fuck up.

Bitch STFU guys only talk to you because you're easy.