the year is 2010 lil wayne just released 6 foot 7 foot you’re on your way home to play modern warfare 2 life is good

ay bro you gottta bring some of this over and throw it in the cauldron we’re making a stew bro this would go great with our stew ahah

nostalgic for need for speed hot pursuit 2

tried to give my sock tan a fade by varying the length of socks I wear but now I just have multiple hard tan lines going up my ankle

you send me a rec for a new album knowing full well that blonde still exists

staples logo is so good

grandpa was straight up not chill about getting punched 93 times on his bday

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your screen time was down 4% last week, for an average of 17 hours, 25 minutes a day

sheep really snapped w wool fr

boy math is not checking in a bag on a 2 week trip

feels like there isn’t consensus on the default male handshake these days you gotta read the situation more than 5 or 10 years ago

dentists will tell you xrays are totally safe before sticking you in a bulletproof vest and leaving the room

confidently sitting down for a shoe shine wearing white converse

why these clams so happy

absolutely gutted 💔 thank you for everything, Flaco

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need halftime at this debate with shaq and chuck

ripping some fleet foxes en route to the renaissance faire kev got his lyre back from the shoppe lets have an absolute day