perfume vendor buh since i collect your number na your yansh u dey post

What do you want: Men: Guy, please just put me on whatever brings money. Women: I want wigs, I want to do my nails, I want to go shopping, I want to go on nice dates, I want to smell nice, I want big booty ... etc.

I can beg you for love today and not text you again tomorrow 🌝

be weird, be strange, be cringe, be so stup!d that the whole timeline tweets about about all the fooling you're allowing yourself to do.

Girls on braids are pretty without makeup 😍

*skips ads

One look at her lips and suddenly I forgot what I was about to say 😭

We don't cry because we are sad, we cry because we being strong for too long.

Why would you be billing me before we meet physically

Progress begins the moment you learn to differentiate between NEEDS and WANTS.

“when I grow up, I'm going to be a doctor” Chemistry;

Thought about you less today. You loosing me.

Do you know that if you are taken to a psychiatric hospital, you cannot prove that you're not mad?😂

The only thing that has your back is your spinal cord... if you like go dey trust people.

I just wanna get my bags up mhen. 😔

Don't talk to me while am rubbing my eyes..... I'm not gonna hear you 🫵🏿😂

‘It's men nature to cheat’ but if na woman now you go call am hoe.

I've tasted unemployment and l've tasted 9-5. I recommend not being born.