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You have to be a very specific type of person to get Dick Van Dyke to say he's glad he'll be dead for your term as President.

Department of Efficiency, located on the foothills of Mt. Redundancy Mountain.

Tryna figure out how to explain to my MAGA Jews that hiring Mike Huckabee to deal with Israel/Palestine is like hiring that squirrel from the Ice Age shorts to deal with acorn distribution. Guys, sometimes really *really* REALLY obsessively loving something is not great.

In a completely nihilistic way, it's fascinating to let a bunch of third graders who haven’t yet had their first civics class get together and run the govt they dreamed of. [Very Vincent Adultman voice] A-and there should be a Department of, um, PIZZA!!! A Department of Pizza!!

How interesting that I'm getting stories like this just "randomly" flooding my timeline, considering that I don't follow this poster and have actively blocked the guy this post is about.

The Onion buying Infowars is an Onion article, thrusting us into a mandala of infinite possibility.

I find it hilarious that people think the Republicans who talk shit about Matt Gaetz are going to prevent his ascent. These same people fell right into the ass-kissing line the second Trump returned to the race. They're gonna give Gaetz the job. Stop expecting them to save us.

Mike Johnson is a coward. Let's release the Gaetz investigation results AND Johnson's browsing history while we're at it.

Relevant again, I guess

Hey, so, fantastic fucking job to all of you who essentially voted for the US military to be put to work kicking down doors and hauling away anyone with an even vaguely Mexican appearance and/or name. It's ok, it'll only be "the bad ones," right? Are my MAGA Jews seeing it yet?

Matt "Umactually It's Called EPHEBOPHILIA" Gaetz

It's now official that the highest form of federal level crime in this country is legal, on the grounds of "ugh it just sounds like this WHOLE THING." Thank HEAVENS Trump isn't a Black American who was mean to a police officer, or he would never again see the light of day.

Can we lift whatever curse we placed on Jay Leno in 2010. Asking my fellow late Gen-Xers/early millennials.

I can't tell if Mat Gaetz is surprised about how things worked out for him

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