Mikel Merino can never be spoken ill of in my presence again. This is the best false 6 / ball winning 9 the world has ever seen

Saka World Class 🤝🏽 Dec best midfielder on the pitch 👊🏽 Lewis-Skelly ID needs checking 🔞 Congratulations Arsenal

Bought a croissant and threw it straight in the bin COYG

Prior to tonight Trent Alexander-Arnold was the youngest English player to play in a Champions League semifinal at 19 years and 199 days. Myles Lewis-Skelly is 18 years and 215 days. Ethan Nwaneri only turned 18 late last month.

Petition for a third Inter Barcelona tie

Deeply unserious semifinal. Glad we get to watch proper football tomorrow.

"You're Ghanaian too right?"

Timber can go and rest man. What you’ve given me this season? Fucking amazing player

Six years away from the Champions League Second season in a row in the competition that defines the biggest teams and careers, and reaching semis If you don't see #Arsenal's progression is because you don't want to Seven regulars return, 4/5 new starters and back to be one of

So the conclave is just a bunch of dudes hanging out until they decide one of them can probably talk to god? That’s podcasts. You’re describing podcasts.

This feeling has been created on social media. In real life, this Arsenal team just reached the semi finals of the CL for the first time in 16 years, even after an injury ridden season with no striker. There is one 30+ year old in our XI. And the coach still hasn’t added the

Arteta has given me some of the most enjoyable moments in recent years. If you think I’m backing out now, you are mad. We come back stronger next season. My gaffer.

Brighton have got scouts everywhere

BREAKING: several hundred new papal ballots were just discovered in maricopa country

when ur so far right that u accidentally become left 😭he’s literally decolonizing south africa i’m crying

We’re pulling up against Newcastle without our striker, without our back up striker, without our back up back up striker and without our back uo back up back up striker. Fantastic

Arteta finally got to live out his dream and have 4 left backs on the pitch at the same time

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

Schroedinger’s Emery: a man who is simultaneously both demonstrably not in the Europa League final and somehow also still in it.