“I deserve this” she says after ordering an iced coffee and bagel sammy for the fourth time this week 🤪

september🧸☕️🌧️

This one. Always this one.

hahahah I’m at the point in pregnancy where Steve from Blues Clues showed up on my tiktok FYP and simply asked how I was doing and I just started violently sobbing.. that’s normal right? 🥲

my best friend is terrified of the ocean so i thought it would be fun to bring her with me on a tiny raft. in the middle of the ocean. oh, and chat is in charge! live now playing Raft with ariel 🌿 - interact with our game through Crowd Control 2.0 🤍🌊🚣

HAHAHAHHA ITS GONNA BE FINE THIS DEFINITELY WONT ACCIDENTALLY SEND ME INTO LABOR 😅🤪🫠 (come watch me cry and support my fave fish lady)

this is me at my ob’s office every week 🤪

if I go into labor early from playing valorant do you think I could get a riot gun buddy jw 🤪

no one be weird but I’m audibly laughing at me in May thinking my baby bump was huge (same dress in may vs today)

genuine question: where do y’all keep your photo albums? it feels like there should be a place in my house for them to live but I nothing feels right… do y’all just put them in a closet??? pls help

I fear I may require a truck of Twix bars delivered to my house pronto

heavily considering framing this and putting it in my baby’s nursery. my grandma has really captured my likeness I think 😅

-going to the doc to make sure baby is doing good post due date: 🙂🤗👍🏻 -ultrasound measures said baby at 9lbs 4oz: 😱😮‍💨😅🤪😳 -realizing im supposed to push out an over 9lb baby: 🫠😵‍💫🫨🥴😭 -going back home to wait for signs of labor: 🫡😬🥱😴 -remembering 9lbs: 🆘💀🤢🥸😭🆘

Happy October the twenty-fourth to all who observe!

my baby is only 9 days old and I’ve cried 4 times today thinking about how much older he looks than when he was first born SOS