Your pre-premiere goodie for the day: that time the closed captioner misheard "We're at war!" as "We have a wallower." Argo One Productions. We have a wallower™. esquiretheatre.com/page/15927/59-…

SIX DAYS. Here's a look at yesterday's not quite final editing session. We almost have a movie! Get your tickets while you can: esquiretheatre.com/page/15927/59-…

Three days until the BUNKER premiere. Do you have your tickets yet?

We're one day away from the BUNKER world premiere! Don't miss out. Get your tickets today!

The premiere of 59 MINUTES IN A BUNKER is in the history books. Thanks to all who made it a great night!

People like you are why we’re here, so thank YOU for choosing the Esquire to host your fab film!

Catch the limited online premiere 59 MINUTES IN A BUNKER December 1! Ticket details coming soon!

And here we go. One ticket gets you 72 hours of unlimited viewings for your entire household. A bargain at twice the price! 59minutebunker.brownpapertickets.com

ICYMI: Our online world premiere launches December 1! One ticket gets you 72 hours of unlimited viewings. It's your last chance to watch Hundo & Company until 2023. Tell your ISP to duck and cover! 59minutebunker.brownpapertickets.com

We're less than a week away from our exclusive streaming premiere! Get your ticket now for your last chance to duck and cover until 2023! 59minutebunker.wordpress.com

Just four days left to get your ticket to the online premiere. Don't miss out! youtu.be/f1E0pLBvJTk

It's almost here!

Our streamer is both bleeping the captions and having trouble translating the sheer volume of bleepable words. It's moments like this you won't want to miss when we premiere at 12:01 AM tonight. Get your ticket before it's too late, motherbackers! 59minutebunker.brownpapertickets.com

If it's Christmas, it must be Harry. Very merry to all our fans! youtu.be/1orPHrK12So

Congrats to the 59 MINUTES IN A BUNKER team for their recent wins!

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The gang at HorrorFam just called INHUMANWICH! a "low-budget delight." Read on to see what else they had to say:

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