Christ Almighty I have lived to see Ernie Els commenting on transformation and foreign policy on live television in the White House. I won't be taking comments at this time.

Starlink as it’s playing out in Botswana is a crap service. Pixelated video calls, dropped lines, patchy connectivity. Everything this man is involved in is just substandard.

May I please get two followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicidePrevention 1-800-273-8255 Just two. Any two... Copy, not retweet

Quite the conundrum. Stay at a shit club or go to shit league. bbc.com/sport/football…

No one is appreciating the level of soft power required to have the only child of the leader of the world's competing superpower choose to live and attend university in the US.

Those beanies irritate me to the max, but 'settle down, brother' is a redemption.

How poor is your self image when you need YOUR OWN PUBLICATION to polish your reputation. You're a sad little fucker, Joel.

If you actually believe this, you are so stupid that there is literally no hope for you. If you don't actually believe it, but argue it anyway, then you're a real piece of shit and there is no hope for you.

It's 124 light years away. We only know what it looked like in 1901.

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Byrne Hobart This is entirely the fault of everybody involved

This is a good deal for Brentford. Kelleher is an incredible shot stopper, good enough to play for a top 6 club as no 1. And I think he will.

The descent of the US into mediaeval levels of ignorance and superstition continues apace. newsweek.com/louisiana-pill…

I think that there is room for someone to document this. A great title would be 'The Anti-Enlightentment'.

You mean like recognising the state of Israel? That was a reward for terrorism, not so?

I'll have 'things that never fucking happened' for 500, Alex

That you're a gullible idiot? The rest of us were aware.

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This is good marketing!! 😂