h0tpinkkk "You should pirate everything that can be pirated. I've only ever paid for a game once in my entire life."

when a documentary starts with an old white person going "we're a small town, we didn't lock our doors at night" oh we're gonna find out what made them start

"Huh. So apparently there's a species of alien I wouldn't fuck. This has been traumatizing to learn because I've always been a die hard monster fucker."

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"Booking flights as we speak."

"I am absolutely glizzy widdit."

"The fact that none of you asked me how is proof I'm operating on a totally different level."

"What even is DanDaDan about?"

"Random lore about me: I can't do Molly."

"You see it's an easy thing to do when you consider women as nothing more than property."

STOP PUTTING JAMIE LEE CURTIS ON MY TIMELINE

"💖🥰👻😶‍🌫️ crashing out over their gas that finished has been the highlight of my morning."

"Don't kys. Blue Eye Samurai season two is coming."

"If you just dropped quietly out of their life. . .let's say you stop calling first and messaging first and liking their posts first, how long do you think it would take them to notice your absence?"

"Moving back home has done nothing but remind me pretty much every damn day why I would literally slit my wrists rather than have a child. Omo this bloodline is ending with me. E no get as e wan be."