not to get political on main again but if your government tells you that being anti-fascist is terrorism, then you’re living under a fascist regime! my first dictatorship kinda nervous 😬

she got me pregnant & this baby is *going* to like pokémon

this isn't a joke, the average American is genuinely too fucking stupid to understand that most stds are just bloodborne pathogens

No one at my work has gotten raptured yet, ig this place is not for the pure of heart

Coworker did no call no show, so maybe they got raptured

THIS COUNTRY IS A FUCKING CARTOON

oh

no because i vividly remember at a young age saying shit like “i wish i was a guy so i could date girls they’re so lucky” like girlllll😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

My ongoing war with the HOA may be about to reach a new, critical phase.

Had to fit a morbidly obese bitch for a BB belt at goodwill

1. The belt wouldn't fit her anyway 2. It was in my hands first and she tried to rip it away from me

All my homies hate Isreal

bitches have usernames like “tinycunnyprincess” while being 20 n 300+ pounds no bru ur bigfupaqueen

Type shit

this is incredible

no one got rights from being peaceful and complying with their oppressors rules

the lion does concern himself actually

The Bible also says Satan intentionally misquotes scripture to trick leaders into serving him instead of God

If I walk out hungover and the homie is cooking me this they are getting hugged from behind and a “well you’re up early” whispered in their ear

today is the only day you can repost this..