He probably slept somewhere in a dumpster after a night drinking. The bagel is probably from that same dumpster—he doesn't remember, actually.

"No it's not." He's being stubborn.

"Yeah, like where the hell are my pants at and where's the coin under my pillow??"

"Have you tried sleeping half naked? It's great."

No he doesn't... He's got plenty of houses to stay— "Wait, where the heck am I?"

His eyes widened a bit, then felt om his teeth. "Oh thank god they're all there."

"Then you need more blankets. Or a thicker duvet."

"Oh, thank god. I think I can walk home or call a cab. Thank you."

"No." He answered. "Oh god, is the pants fairy real then?"

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Yes he is, don't ask. "I'm what?"

"But sleeping with pants on isn't great ... "

"When's your birthday?"

Tony pressed his lips together, then nodded. "You're not wrong. I didn't even know how I got here."

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He frowned at it, standing up and taking the cup and inhaling its aroma. "Maybe with some adjustments here and there ... I can have it opened automatically."

‟ harvesting is what I do ; I'll make sure everything arrives on time „ ━━━━━━━━━━━ DIONYSUS aka YOOK SEOJUN original bird by #hawk for the punisher & & marvel verse. always open for plots! info below ↓ RT?

‟ harvesting is what I do ; I'll make sure everything arrives on time „ ━━━━━━━━━━━ DIONYSUS aka YOOK SEOJUN original bird by #hawk for the punisher &amp; &amp; marvel verse. always open for plots! info below ↓ RT?