If 4 year old can use Smart phone that doesn't mean the kid is genius It means the Engineers are

MCP servers dropping like Pokémon lately and honestly I’m here for it. Gotta integrate ’em all. 😂

Cloud AI is cool, but on-device AI is about to make your phone feel psychic.

Lately in the Delhi Metro: Senior citizen seat → ‘Reserved for 60+’. Some people → ‘Perfect, I’m emotionally 60.’

Getting ‘request timed out’ while working… cool cool cool. Even the network doesn’t wanna work today

A lantern heart, a haunted horizon. One road, two worlds. Nano Banana Pro just turned poetry into cinema. ✨

Half of my life goes into writing these useless assignments ✍🏻

Why do people cling to exact definitions when the meaning is already correct? Understanding > memorizing. 🤷‍♂️📘

Examiner: ‘So what did you do in practical?’ Me: Sir, I downloaded the file. Emotionally, that is practical.

Running on keystrokes and coffee. Tech mode: forever ON. ⚡️⌨️

Designed so hard, aligned every chart, But in the end, the client changed the vision.

What do you listen to while coding? A) Lo-fi Beats 🎧 B) Heavy Metal 🎸 C) Movie Soundtracks 🎻 D) Complete Silence 🤫

as a developer, which one do you prefer ? Dark mode or Light mode

amen

Ah yes, the mythical language that solves everything and breaks nothing. 💡 🚀

What was the first programming language you learned ? Mine : Python

Delhi NCR traffic teaches two things: patience… and the importance of leaving 3 hours early for a 20-minute meeting.

If coding disappears tomorrow, what’s your plan B? And no, “panic” doesn’t count.