you know it’s been a long day, i haven’t seen you today, you’re somewhere i’m sure

Flying to Atlanta for literally one night at my bffs place so I don’t really need to bring anything but I still brought a suitcase so I could bring her a ton of Herrs and Irish potatoes to cure her homesickness lol

The weird unique nausea I get the 6 hours before a flight…..

Soooooo excited to be on this interchange today where I will inevitably be inches from death after a random Atlanta driver goes 80 up a shoulder or tries to make an exit from 4 lanes over

I hate this bc me and my friends lesbian friend literally did start a group chat to bully her into getting into twice

When gee starts playing snsd idk what the video is about

Twice!

“Call Your Girlfriend” deserved the same success as “Dancing On My Own” and that’s a hill that I’ll die on

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

AGAIN

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Here’s my impression of everyone in a chemo waiting room: let me take my mask off so I can let the nastiest sounding cough rip without covering my mouth at all