Foolish mortals, do not meddle in the affairs of gods. Do not leak my personal conversations again.

Would it not be funny if I were to smite some unbelievers today?

Flashback to that time when a guy impersonated me so I struck him down with a lightning bolt. As if he could ever come anywhere close to matching my glory and power

30 worshippers in just one day! I suppose my godly influence is translating over to the digital world as well

My father was strange.

Apollo said it would be cool of me to "come up with some dope names" for you mortals if you were Olympians. Go on, I'll be the judge of your title as an Olympian god/goddess under my rule.