Why is mahjong back all of a sudden?

Leaving at 6am on Monday morning sounded like a good idea at the time.

Damn I used to eat Chick Fil A and listen to this guy all the time.

First sungolds of the season

Whenever I order something online and my tracking link is YunTrack, I know it's going to be something good.

Great day today to meet legendary Coach Bill Belichick and GM Michael Lombardi Go HEELS and go IP3

Summer nights in the south just never get old.

woke up sick, my trackpad battery at 5%, and my airpods dead. modern day gregor samsa

Switch 2 this. Switch 2 that. Why don't you switch to being an adult?

everything is computer

youtube.com/watch?v=taupuK…

really nice to see the advertisers support him during this difficult time

Trump and Elon are both probably relieved to know that Twitter isn't real life.

Who gets Autism Capital in the divorce?

When I die, I want my tombstone to read "This is the final tweet in the thread"

I have bad news for you Elizabeth. You are probably not finding that cockatiel.

Curt his yarvin? I hardly know him

Just checked the weather and it's shaping up to be a great pool weekend. The tan get tanner.