Thank you We've Moved to @clueQuest we got out with 1 second to spare! #escaperoom #nervewracking

Shit. Turns out Black Mirror is a documentary series.

There's a programme about the secrets to the queens long reign, correct me if I'm wrong but surely her only secret is, you know, not dying?

Bowie existed so all of us misfits learned that an oddity was a precious thing. he changed the world forever.

Love this, gives her advice but makes sure she is fully aware she's losing. #Undateables

Jodie colmer deserves all of the awards for #thirteen insanely talented

#tfl terminating a train full of people with no explanation, after it was already late is a real dick move.

Whole Foods really is like a shit parody of itself #orangegate

I love you, Internet RT Peter Wilson 👯‍♂️: "That money was just resting in my account." #resigncameron

Uncontrollably sobbing at the final episode of #flowers a beautifully done channel 4

I'm sorry but how powerful is that damn tv remote? Mine struggles from 2 feet away #hollyoaks

I'm just going to add an eg..... No! Billy no! Stop cooking eggs! Why are you not learning from your mistakes? #masterchef

Stirling Holloway's voice is like a big warm comforting hug, even when he' s voicing a hungry python. #TheJungleBook

Feeling very conflicted watching #Koko no doubt she's truly loved, but she's living an incredibly lonely and restricted life.

Cannot reccomend #fleabag enough, funny but also poignant and incredibly human. Hugely unexpected.

Just imagine if jodie whittaker's Doctor Who announcement was all just an elaborate marketing ruse for new drama #TrustMe

This is why the Daily Mail is full of rubbish. The article (now deleted) stating there was a lorry attack at Oxford Circus using a tweet from 10 days ago as evidence...🤐

Ollie plimsolls giving a really insightful talk on the history of panto on Sunday brunch. reeceshearsmith

Change the law so cats are treated the same as dogs in road traffic accidents - Sign the Petition! chn.ge/2EQbDWA via Change.org UK