Hey Marvel Studios* , sending you my therapy bill after watching #GotGVol3. I won’t be myself for the rest of the year. 😩

All I want to do tomorrow is drink some beers and go re-watch GOTG3 with someone and bawl our eyes out.

If you have a beard I automatically think you're entitled.

Sorry if I didn't respond. I'm really trying to get to 1,000 unread text messages like my mom @Mary__Donovan. I suggest you give me a call. I MIGHT answer. 1/1000 chance. ✋🏻

In this generation, you just have to pick your idiot and hope it works out.

BRUH‼️ I screamed 😂

Over everything and everyone at this point LOL

Still crazy that I have my own place. Haven’t fully take it in until this week.

when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

lil ghost-e we earned it

We need to be sponsored by beatbox!! @Mary__Donovan

Loki Disney+ one time miss minutes helped me order in the drive thru

I’m a huge Kaskade fan and I was so dissatisfied with the b2b John Summit set last night. Ugh.

If you can’t grow chest hair, don’t even think of talking to me.

Not me, no chest hair having, saying unhinged things.

I have the attention span of a chicken sandwich.

That looks like a fcking snapping turtle.

I still want to know who the Shady Park Gnome Twitter account was.

I’m too fcking cool to continue being on dating apps.