reason number 1 that lord willing I will be getting my own apartment next year: my own frickin freezer!!! imagine!!!

just got rejected from two law schools, but on the other hand the birds are finally starting to eat the suet I put out for them 😌

I just spoke to Chris Smalls, president of Amazon Labor Union, outside NLRB in Brooklyn about the fact that the union is leading Amazon 738-600. He said of Amazon’s lawyers in the vote count room “I love watching them squirm. They’re drinking mad water.”

today. i wasn’t a very good dog april fools. i was so good

chicken church magelang, central java, indonesia (daniel alamsjah, 2000)

Tax day? All days are taxing

WELCOME TAURUS SEASON! THE MOST LUXURIOUS OPTION ALWAYS! NAPS! FLEXIBILITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMMIT! PLANTS! BUBBLE BATHS! SNACKS! JUST TRY TO RUSH ME LOL! LOYALTY AS AN EXTREME SPORT! SKIN CARE! VACAYS! OVERWORK TO OVERINDULGE PIPELINE! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

extremely rotund hedgehog, italy, 14th century

The NLRB suit against Starbucks today that is (reasonably) being called “unprecedented” and “massive” can also be accurately described as “the federal government enforcing existing labor law,” which is something many of us have never seen in our lifetimes.

for my latest video on dog anti-aging (!), I asked the Huge If True audience to send me photos of their dogs as puppies v. older in similar positions. and oh MAN did they deliver. dog pic thread here 🧵

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

every labor day you must watch this video

I long to forage outside my enclosure while remaining safe from predators in a protective orb