I'm driving right now

If I ever tell you to "have a good one", know that I meant to end it with "day" or "night" but lost confidence in my knowledge of the time mid-sentence.

I don't know why I thought I knew better than the waitress who came out of the restaurant to tell me my friend was waiting for me inside.

At a restaurant, how much of the flower on my plate must I consume to show that I know it's edible?

Book says cutting out sugar will make me irritable and angry. January I'll finally have an excuse to let out all my angry tweets! Yay!

Accidentally ripped my own boarding pass. Pretty much my cue for some panic filled anxiety. You know, the good kind!

I have to shave and lose 15 pounds. I just don't know which to do first. Both will take some will power to accomplish,

K

Learning html! vine.co/v/hUFHXbdwigi

TMR is gonna be big. Big show, big buffet, big party. #StageTime @BalticAvenueTO Robbi BBQ @TheKenHall @Siddiqs y gal Pat Thornton

it's been nearly a year but is a short i made last spring with some cool people. vimeo.com/78880537 Bob Banks y gal Rachel GL

Just understood the sadness of my packing an extra spoon with lunch in hopes of finding someone to share it with. Rice and veggies anyone?

Guy sitting across from me on bus just stuck his bags on the empty seat next to me. I look like a jerk taking up two seats. Well played Sir!

@WeDuoDoYouDuo Basement suite? Work done? This place seems a bit more fancy than I can afford!!

@WeDuoDoYouDuo @camalgie I'm glad we cleared this up.

I'm always one push on a pull door away from completely giving up on a day.

Similar to the eyes of the Mona Lisa, the "You Are Here" sticker on the mall map is following me around this place.

Approaching a stranger with the words “You look like a friend of mine” has a way of making sure that prediction will never come true.

I have this weird feeling that everyone is in October being all productive and I'm back here in September confused about where everyone went

Today I accidentally and unknowingly asked a waiter to place a scoop of cold guacamole in my hot soup. So things are great here in Montreal!