Monster sat in a rocking chair the other day and when I asked what he was doing he said while rockin back and forth… “JUST RELAXIN”. I’m sorry what? Are you 75?

He was also eating a lollipop in the car the other day, and this little spawn of Satan was smackin his lips saying “mmm, I like it, tasty”. SO whoever the culprit is teaching my bby to act old. Stop. I’d like him little 4E

The amount of time I’ve spent watching roller skating videos 😬 like I’m studying to be on the cast of ATL 2.

I’d like to speak to my creator to discuss the highly unreasonable amount of anxiety he gifted me with. Already having nightmares about Monsters party Saturday. Why?!

Buying a house is hands down the most mentally exhausting thing I’ve ever been through and I had a baby at the very start of a whole pandemic.

26 days until vacation, and I’ve never needed something more in my whole entire 32 years of life.

Why do we think that stressful life events can’t happen like…one at a time? It’s all or nothing and this lady is EXHAUSTED from the crippling anxiety.

Runnin’ Up That Hill.. but The OC Season 4 Episode 1 version. 👌🏼

I used to love fireworks. Like. Obsessed. Then I adopted worlds most anxious dog and had a baby. Now I just get irrationally angry when I hear/see them.

Moving out of my house to move back into my childhood home only to move again a month later. 😴💤😴💤

Took the Monster to a daycare tour yesterday, and he loved it and was trying to make all the friends. Signed paperwork today to send him full time, and my heart is equal parts broken n excited for him. 🥹

Also, we’ve been told on multiple occasions in the last few days that he is THE most polite two year old, so I’ll just continue to be the most proud mom to my sweetest boy.

i keep my circle small. just me, my iced coffee, and my anxiety.

It can’t rain all the time.

Lauren Spencer Smith on repeat forever. 😍

Reconnected with someone that I N E V E R in a million years thought I would, made peace with our past, and could cry happy tears at where they are at in life now.

Imagine being so blissfully ignorant about a sports teams name change that you refuse to support them. The only person you’re hurting is you, they still gonna play. You’re just missing out on the fun. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I mean I don’t love baseball so maybe I just don’t get the deeply rooted commitment? But like, I’d be more mad that my stubbornness is preventing me from going to a playoff game. Call them by their old name, wear your old merch. Makes sense right?

On a lighter note, it’s been months since I’ve heard live music and my soul is aching for a show. So, here’s to hoping one of my favorite little bands goes on tour soon.

When will Matt Rife come back to CLE? Bc I missed him last time he was here and at this point seeing him IRL is a need. 🙃