GET IT SEXXYYYYY GET IT SEXXYYYYYY!!

months are passing by like weeks

how tight my funds are right now

Calling someone a bozo is so fucking funny. Let’s bring that back

ser adulto fue el sueño mas pendejo que tuve de niño

how it feels going back to work after the weekend:

Me going to the job I prayed for.

me and my man

“Haven’t seen you in awhile, what you been up to?” me:

When I type 🧍🏽‍♀️ this is what I mean

F is for find somebody else to play with foreal

i wish i had john wick number rn. i need a favor for real.

me after saying i hate men

inside out 2, moana 2, despicable me 4 🥹 my inner child is so happy!

being ignored is my biggest pet peeve & now you gotta die

“Time off request denied” Me in another state.

me as soon as i clock in at work