Men gotta aim to come number 1 in life, number 2 in bed

The feminine urge to max out a credit card and cry later

Happy new year! 🎉

I don’t know which idiot scammer targeted 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘦 💋 but he’s fucking annoying. I’ve seen so many got damned impersonated Alts… But on the bright side he’s got good taste in babes 😂

I hate every 3 lettered government agency

Why did feminists think freeing the nipple was supposed to piss men off

You meet the perfect girl, a 10 in every aspect but she tells you she's a flat-earther. wyd?

How are there people that feel old at 25 and others that don't feel old til they hit 50 or 60? How old is 'old' exactly

It feels so fkn good to have held my bag for nearly 3 years..the wait is paying off!!

@NFTbark crypto was founded on anon culture and there is nothing better than not needing to know the location, gender, language, etc of the person I interact with on a daily basis and instead base it on the work you actually do. *mutes post*

If they don't know you personally, don't take it personally

People get way more offended by inconvenient truths than by outright lies.

me every time I open this app

Gm fam it's been a minute since I've posted. I don't know who will see this but if you do, say hi 🫶

1960s: put your head on my shoulder ❌️ 2000s: put your leg on my shoulder ✅️

GM fam ☀️

With everyone now having kids much later in life, how old were your parents when they had you?