Welcome to part 2 of our dive into the sexually-charged world of French football, where you're never sure if your teammate will stab you or stick their tongue down your throat. From knobbing nurses to hiring witch doctors, here are 10 more tales from a strange, sordid decade...

Getting the sack is never easy for a manager. But luckily for Steve Bruce, he has a second career to fall back on. Back in 1999, Bruce published a trilogy of football murder mystery novels starring his alter-ego Steve Barnes. And they're absolutely amazing...

From human trafficking to arson, Mauro Icardi's love life has thrown up some ludicrous drama. As the Galatasaray striker goes AWOL again, here's the story of football's most chaotic marriage. Welcome to the wild world of Mauro and Wanda Icardi...

It's been another very weird month of sport. From backflip penalties to poppers on the bench here's our rundown of October's 10 strangest moments...

Mario Balotelli is a mad bastard. From lobbing darts at teammates to burning his own house down, the Italian striker wreaks havoc wherever he goes. Here's a recap of his wildest moments...

Gareth Southgate names his England squad tomorrow, and as your grandmother might say, "they seem like a lovely bunch." But the current crop aren't complete angels. From scrapping with police to propositioning pregnant fans, we've rated the squad's wildest moments...

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Looks like it’s coming home

This feels like something from Dreadful man of the match awards 🏆.

Did Jack Grealish just say "we were the best thing since sliced veg" ???

With Messi finally victorious, there's only one prize left to win: the World Cup's biggest villain. And there are some serious contenders. From battering cameramen to shagging the trophy, here are the Qatar 2022's biggest wrong'uns...

You might remember Jese Rodriguez as a misfiring Stoke striker with a penchant for awful sunglasses. But his off-field antics are worthy of a soap opera. From exploding apartments to getting run over by his fiancée, here's the story of his truly ludicrous life...

Paris St Germain is a toxic snake pit at the best of times, but the scandal tearing their women's team apart is truly insane. From assaults by masked men to flings with French legends, The Hamraoui Affair has it all. Welcome to French football's latest sordid saga...

Eric Cantona raised hell in the Premier League. But that was only Part 2 of his utterly mental career. After punching teammates, decking fans, and insulting the nation, 'King Eric' left France in disgrace at 25. Here's the little-known tale of how it all unravelled...

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Everyone knows Roy Keane is a mad bastard. The United legend humiliated teammates, knocked out opponents and scrapped with his own manager. But that's not the half of it. From drunken headbutts to kung fu kicks in the dressing room, this is his story...

Faustino Asprilla once summed up his philosophy: "lots of sex, no rules and pure life.” The Newcastle cult hero boozed on the team bus, brought a gun to training, and faced down bloodthirsty drug lords. Meet Colombia's finest export...

Brazilian striker Romario was an absolute shagger. In the words of one teammate, “He was only interested in two things: football and fucking.” From gangland kidnappings to corrupting Ronaldo, this is the story of randy Rom...

When Roman Abramovich rocked up at Chelsea, it kicked off an incredibly weird decade of silverware, scandal and simmering sexual tension. It was the stuff of Hollywood: guns in training, blood-sucking strikers and enough coke to see off Scarface. Welcome to the Roman empire...

Kolo Toure went to ridiculous lengths to get laid. For two years, the City defender led a secret double life, posing as a used car salesman to woo his student mistress. From secret families to surprises in the shower, this is the story of Kolo's con trick...