Nova Scotia Brewery Worker (@workerbrewery) 's Twitter Profile
Nova Scotia Brewery Worker

@workerbrewery

Just your average, everyday, craft brewery worker.

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Can't wait to find out from my millionare employers what beer I'm making this week. With no advance notice of course. #creativefreedom #nscraftbeer

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But when they do give me freedom, I hope the market is ready for my (insert fruit and weird flavour) buzzword-shandy-radler-vaguely beer-fermented-drink #nscraftbeer

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How to become a brewmaster in NS Step 1 : homebrew a couple times and reinforce with youtube videos Step 2 : ??????? Step 3 : Profit? #nscraftbeer

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I hope I get to work an event for free this week. Volunteering is very rewarding, even if you had a 60 hour work week. The generous spending allowance also makes up for it. #voluntold #nscraftbeer

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You know what, at the end of a long 12 hour day in the brewery, I love to relax by... getting told to go stack those 130lb kegs by yourself in the fridge. #nscraftbeer

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I replaced my mattress with full grain bags, so my body is more used to the place where I sleep 99% of the time. Hint, it's the brewery. #seriouslycomfy #nscraftbeer #sleepongrainnobackpain

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If I know anything about anything, it's that when you open a craft brewery you should always spend more on the taproom/retail than you do on brewery equipment to make your beer better. It's all about keeping up appearances, no? #undercarbed #noheadretention #nscraftbeer

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I always choose premium in life when given the choice. Premium gas, premium plus crackers, Alberta premium...the list goes on. It's a proven fact premium is better, and that's why I only drink craft beer thats labelled premium. #itjusttastesbetter #nscraftbeer

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SO many breweries draw inspiration from our maritime waters. We certainly have lots of marine history, but you know what's just as old as water? The sky. It's rich in our history as well, as in it's always been there... #cloudyale #planetastingbeer #skysthelimit

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When I'm scrubbin' down the brewery and some fancy highfalutin' people I don't know are walking through on a tour and stop to watch me...