Suck a man’s dick and he’ll cum once. Teach a man to suck dick and he’ll be like that’s really not something I’m interested in. Could you just suck my dick again? Men these days don’t want to learn anything

Actually GVF showed *why* rock is dead. Rock fans dont want anything new, they want the 70s again. No experimentation or progress, just nostalgia. They feel also entitled cuz rock was the dominant form of music for so long they expect everything to be spoon fed to them via radio.

i can easily go minutes or even hours without drinking beer or jacking off. i'm like a monk in a way.

So called "stone-cold truecels" the moment a foid shows any attention towards them

It must feel good as hell to just be able to ban a specific annoying media trend as a middle level bureaucrat.

In 2017, there was an Egyptian film called Sheikh Jackson, about a an Islamic cleric who was a big Michael Jackson fan having an existential crisis in the wake of the singer’s death.

Yeah man, I definitely wanna see Teeth Of God; the Sleep Token tribute act. Oh and the opener is My Chemical Chungus? Oh you shouldn’t have spoiled me so!

You never know what you’re about to see when you click a Freddie Gibbs story on IG

I still like to imagine this is how Marx felt after finding out Bakunin was a pedophile

They found him.

People bringing medieval fantasy worlds into an industrial revolution because they are bored is proof of historical materialism.

There's a documentary on Netflix about these pioneers titled "A Band Called Death" I urge all fans of music history to watch. They had the opportunity to sign a major record deal but they wouldn't change their name. Fast forward 10 years and heavy, aggressive nihilistic

i've said it before and I'll say it again but I would make stalin look like a girl scout with what I would do to homeschoolers legislatively in the first 30 minutes of my administration

This is in fact. How it went down.

It’s all larp. Bolsheviks were larping the Paris Commune which was larping the 1848 Revolution which was larping the French Revolution which was larping ancient Roman’s. And they were larping idk Achilles or some shit

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

It says something about how fundamentally the West changed the World, down to the neurons in the heads of people across the planet, that they're unable to even imagine their own culture as anything else than the West with a superficial coat of paint. And that's what really stings