Seeing all of these flags during the #Olympics reminds me of the time I infiltrated the UN... 🇬🇧 Looking for the perfect gift, why not get them some fudge? Or tickets to HA!MILTON available now from miltonjones.com ⭐ #standupcomedy #edinburgh #Brexit #mocktheweek

Chili Tornado Quake xkcd.com/2965

I can read quotes like this all day long

hi William Hill My mum's local branch in Norbury sw16 is refusing the Daily Mirror free bet voucher, where is the nearest branch it will be accepted please?

Will many of those prisoners released early reoffend? Yes. Guaranteed. Would they have reoffended if they’d served their full sentences? Yes. Guaranteed. The problem isn’t early release, it is a prison system that fails utterly to rehabilitate people’s lives. #r4today

The opposite of ikigai 😆

The Voynich Manuscript is unreadable because it is actually an extended grawlix from a very sweary narrator. The addendum just reads "... and your mum."

Finally sent in my picture of a sea lion in a little hat.

I don't understand why we keep having this conversation when the data is clear.