this couch is so stupid without you on it. tv sucks too. i don't have enough middle fingers. let's pretend all of them are middle ones. 👐

this mouth won't kiss itself.

i lost track of time because you're in the room with me. i don't even know what day it is.

waking up without you is worse than continuing a nightmare

oh hey! last night we sent our 100,000th love note! xoxoxo!

Did you know the biggest killer in America is not receiving enough selfies from yr lover? Join us in saving lives one selfie at a time.

Without will save your long-distance relationship (Or try to, at least) — Walter Benjameme on Without fastcompany.com/3049014/withou…

No TV tonight, just sexting

if you don't kiss me, i'm burning down the house.. jk, consent is everything… but i would love to kiss you and i'm really not into fire tbh.

You're a babe.

"The Apps Will Make Long Distance Relationships Work" - BuzzFeed buzzfeed.com/chelseypippin/…

You're all I think about. It's the best and the worst.

if i don't get a selfie from you in the next 5 minutes.. we're over.. until i get a selfie from you.

Now that David Bowie is gone, I love you more than any other living person.

Oh, btw: we finally fixed the bug in the app that made it impossible to connect to your partner. Or, as we called it: Salt in yr #ldr wound

Happy selfie-tines day! Nothing says I love you like a well-timed sext.

there’s 3 things i want: 1. a million dollars 2. twelve million dollars 3. your selfie captioned “i adore you” do what you can.

feeling a bit trolled rn theverge.com/circuitbreaker…

well we did it! we sent 250k love notes! (no idea how many contained genitalia) (xo!)

it’s v-day.. send your lover a picture of your… um… “love” and what you want them to do to it.