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I miss cooking lol.

Please keep the replies clean and respectful thank you, management.

Sorry I though tandem biking was a sex position.

Sparks fly. I see what you did there.

At least I hadn't eaten anything since 7am! #nipples #fuckme #swinger

Now I've made up my mind I ain't wasting no more time. My curious cat is open send me hate.

Im alive and well thank u everyone for not caring it means a lot.

If all roads lead to home, why the fuck do I always get lost. I wanna make a lasagna some dressing some greens. What's up??

Again it's less about the action and more about the belief. Restraining orders should be printed out on vests that are made of kevlar.

So weird right?! Me? Sarcastic and condescending? What tipped you off?

bit.ly/42TwWOp Hahahaha *Pours another round* It's ok. Tell me more. I need a savior from this damn vacation. #squirting #girlnextdoor

This made me laugh because it's true. You have that backwards, babe. You might be able to hang with me.

Is this a bad time to talk about masturbation or something. #bbw #swinger #realityporn

Only those that I've previously spoken with. Your nervous system will let you know when your emotional needs are not being met. #pussy

Damn that's some stupid shit right there. Hey twitter. Its gotta make you feel something though right?? I don't think dying like that feels good?

bit.ly/45k7Dr9 I didn't know this but apparently instead of trying to mend relationships, I can go fuck myself. Gringos act like they've never seen a Mexican before anytime I blast my paisa music in the car.

When someone tells me they aren't a dog person, all I hear is blah, blah, blah, I'm a psychopath. I have no drafts.. What's that say about me?