Childhood trauma doesn’t just come from what you experience, it’s also about what you don’t experience. Here’s some examples:

Berk refuses to call me mom during the day while I babysit. I literally heard him tell a kid “let me go ask Mallory first” 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

That 50/50 shit shouldn't even matter. Some days it's gon be 50/50, some 70/30, and some 100/0, but if we're really in this together, we got each other regardless.

Berk: get your Harry Potter legs off me Berk: you have so much hair on your skin Berk: you need to shave dude

I know I’m funny but sometimes I’m like damn I might be going to hell

when she just got done acting crazy and now she wants a kiss

I told Berk we have to go get matching pajamas for our Friendsgiving today and he says “oh hell no”🤣 it triggers him when he sees people matching or coordinating outfits. He literally yelled at a babysitting mom one time for bringing her kids in matching clothes 😅

I’m just trying to sell my wedding dress..🤣

I’ve had 70+ orders since last week and I’m so freaking proud of myself 🥹 If anyone is wanting a Bengals crewneck or shirt done by this weekend, message me!🧡🧡

Both 🤤🤤

All you mommas on here need this cute crewneck! Super cute for Valentine’s Day coming up! Message me and get your orders in ❤️

You can do everything right and still not be good enough lol

I just signed up my baby for kindergarten.. 😢 I feel like I just graduated high school and now I’m sending Berk off to kindergarten in August.. where the hell does time go 🥺

Why does it make you wanna burst into tears when you look at your kids & realize how big they are getting

Me: Berk you can wear cologne today to school Berk: Why? Why do you want all the girls all on me 😅😂

Brad told me to go find a cute outfit at RURAL KING for Nashville 🤣🤣

I’m so back and forth on wanting just one more baby 🥲

me laughing at my own jokes