Lemme see ur titties bro

I love when Trump decides to do something dumb and then I lose like $9000 and then he changes his mind and it comes back

You people can’t do anything.

bmi of 34 is discussing. BMI of 38 is chic. I’m not explaining any more

50% means half. Hope that helps #america

The 90s were just different. bob Thomas wrote Push when he was like , 23.

Shit we made with balsa wood has been replaced by shit you make with a 3D printer

My neighbor has a new $110,000 car and I saw her on a local Facebook group saying she can’t afford $50 for someone to haul some yard waste, could a kind stranger do it for free 😆

If you are able to crank it today and did not crank it, you are disrespecting and dishonoring all your deceased ancestors and everyone else who has lost the ability to jack off - a wise philosopher

Why is it an either or

Don’t forget to jack off today team

Hot dog and cigarette

I just wish my jugs weren’t so huge

Moms be like The pool you learned to swim in in 1991 is getting filled on

Some spiked my vodka vodka

Oh to be 40 again

That one T swift song is ztuck in my head

Small not that tall guy wondering why a large tall shirt doesn’t fit

Having a thick and juicy ass is the only personality trait I care about

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