Me Winston “White Chocolate” Fent and Gregory Taint on the way to find wayne after he disappeared night one of spring break

“Just because I’m the villain of this high school…” -Pinney. Shrink down to the last molecule holy shit. #shrink #kms #gaza

Only 4 of us here and this is the greatest trip of all time. The White Russians will be flowing tomorrow. Hum now. Slight dox but who cares. #LANK #humnow #bang #mexico

6:45pm on Saturday, March 15th, 2025 at dreams sapphire resort in Cancun Mexico. The biggest shrink moment of all time happened. Had to be there. IYKYK. #shrink #gaza #springbreak #quesedilla

Me to Jaime after my 5th scooby-doo in 10 minutes:

Does it get much worse than this? Bingle Randolf and I are suffering and we haven’t even had contemp yet. Take me back to Dreams Sapphire, I miss my Don Julio. #quesadilla

Wallet find got me reminiscing over Mexico 😔. Man I miss Miguel like a mf. I think this means I have to drink tn right? Round of tequila shots anyone? #NeverForget #quesadilla #showerbeer

🚨 W. Fent downgraded to OUT for today’s contemp class! #fuckcontemp #gaza

God forbid a white boy gets hot on a Saturday night #masters #whiteboy #fromdeep #daly

Admin if you’re seeing this, I would like to put in a request for next passing period. #whatthehelly #gradpartyszn

Can’t tell if this is #shrink or #expand. Thoughts? #whatthehellyburton

Peyton Magness when Coach A waves him in from left field to come pitch:

Class of 2025 Cornhole Number 1 prospect Braden Adams getting warmed up for the remainder of grad party szn with a win today at the Jag Grill invitational. Unfortunately the fruzz (freshman huzz) were not there to witness his greatness like he hoped. Stevie Fingerlong #shrink

#gradpartyszn

Dekudopdopdem #happy #goldscar

It’s time to wind down after a long day of AP Stats testing and tourney day. #lank #IndiaPakistanWar

Would you rather have 7 strikeouts on the bump or 7 runs given up? Just ask the Olathe East pitcher he can get you both! #choke #noelk

#bluepow before a big night will always play

How Lily Wongs graduation performance had me feeling: #wedidit #goodbyewest