This statement is false. #meta

Sooo... when they do a hot shave on you, what do they do?! #shitNINAsays

I’m not the SPRITE young chicken I used to be. #shitNINAsays

Can’t trust anyone at a pool party wearing real shoes with laces (and isn’t working). Like why come at all? #SD #sandiego #pendry #thepoolhousesd #shitNINAsays

“This makes me happy I’m not 100% vegan...because crispy animal skin is fucking amazing.” #shitNINAsays

FUCK YOU, SKINNY BOY. #shitJIMsays

You know who needs to make more music?! #SeanPaul #shitNINAsays

White wine. Red wine. Slow wine. All of it. Let’s go. #shitPHNMsays

You're only one age once. #shitJBARsays

Un-sportsmanship behaviour. #shitBUCHsays

Why read words when you can look at pictures? That's why they invented emojis and bitmojis and you know...selfies. #shitNINAsays

I feel like 'Quad-Dominant' would be a great porn name. #shitRYANsays

Pulling out is for chumps. #shitVINHsays

They only come when they're ready. #truth #shitNINAsays

You got that Raptor dwende. Man your shoulder gonna swell up! #WeTheNorth

I'm blue collar as fuck. #murrica #shitwhiteguyssay

I like chalupas myself. #TacoBell #ShitNINAsays

How do snakes mate? Don't you just cut the tail off and then you have two? #ShitNinaSays

The only thing better than a ménage a trois is a ménage a four. #shitALIMsays

“You wrap it up?” “Nah...She has a DUI.” “Wait, what?! Do you mean IUD?!” “Oh shit- that’s it.” #shitTTIMEsays