Mr president the libs won’t be owned until don bacon is secretary of agriculture, they think you’re too scared to nominate him

nothing screams cutting inefficiency quite like co department heads

It is time for the MAGA Kiwi to APOLOGIZE

Thinking Democrats can win Appalachia through labor policy is like thinking Republicans can win Chicago with corporate tax breaks.

I got my actual age.

POV: you're Janelle Bynum looking at your laptop

Thanksgiving Food is easily the most overrated cuisine. It’s the definition of mid and it’s treated as something glorious

How did it take people two years to start speculating about her being autistic

"Historians think that Brandon was once a given name, but over time it has evolved into the title given to the most incompetent Democrat"

It is 2014. I am watching Greg Orman (I-KS) lose. "Wow! Great new strategy!" It is 2020. I am watching Al Gross (I-AK) lose. "Wow! Great new strategy!" It is 2022. I am watching Evan McMullin (I-UT) lose. "Wow!" It is 2024. I am watching Dan Osborn (I-NE) lose. "W! GNS!"

Nate Silver Most of the extremely online people I know are fantastic people, they're entirely prediction market traders, and I don't even agree with everything they say but theyre still so nice to me so how can I hate

Guy who genuinely can't decide between Zohran and Cuomo because he likes them both so much

leftist from liberal city: the people in chudville usa actually agree with us on labor issues leftist actually from there: drop the bombs now i don’t care if they hit me as well just get them

I was just talking to an older lady about an attempted conservative takeover of the county health department, and she said “I wanna run them all over with my car.”

Nice try bro but I said "famously". That means I don’t have to cite any sources

Becoming a cultural trad marble statue account but for this: youtube.com/watch?v=gkT5J2…