Draymond Green is that type of kid that won’t tell you the buttons when you’re playing a video game at his house.

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Imagine in monopoly rolling a 5. And then on the next turn getting two fives, then two fives, then a 6 & a 4. Then you’ve got all the railroads, just like that. That’d be awesome.

What if Colter Wall is the the Benjamin Button of vocals and sounds like a little boy when he’s an old man?

In basketball, the player who sets the pick, is the most open. A great example of doing good deeds for a prosperous life. How do I say this better? You know what I’m trying to say.

I’m about to sing happy birthday to a lady at her office for just enough money to buy fireworks to watch nye that’ll last as long as the song.

They can’t even keep it close. #GBvsDAL

#RocketLeague Rocket League WHY am I still in this division? I’m getting destroyed everytime I play. Lower me down please. Put me against other idiots. Now! Do it now!

Ads popping up on meditation YouTube’s videos has to be a perfect irony.

2:16-2:42 filthy keys solo. Knocked me out of my chair. open.spotify.com/track/3dupjHT4…

Anyone watching this Celtics pacers game? Why do they let Tony Ref Boston games? 2 free throws for pacers, 19 attempts for Celtics. Plus his wife is a die hard Celtics fan. If I knew my chances of getting laid were based on Celtics winning, and I had a chance to control the game

How does college radio always know not what I want to listen to but what I NEED? I am jamming now

I need the Tesla minivan asap.

Toll roads should waive fees if there’s stop and go traffic.

If you can commit pass inter fence in the end zone to stop a touchdown & the offense gets no extra yards, why not do it every time?

Scrumpies- Scruffy comfy clothes. “Are you in your scrumpies?”

I think every in Austin met their neighbors this week.

Some of y’all on the lime scooters didn’t skate growing up and it shows.