Ovenbird yesterday

Watched a movie i was supposed to like last night, and ate whole wheat pasta

this is the lighting and complexion of most simple town videos

Great to hang last night. i like your boyfriend. how long has he been crinkling that water bottle

Feeling type right

I bet you vampires are thirsty (just completed some venmo requests)

╔══╗╔╗ ♡ ♡ ♡ ╚╗╔╝║║╔═╦╦╦╔╗ ╔╝╚╗║╚╣║║║║╔╣ ╚══╝╚═╩═╩═╩═╝ ஜ۞ஜ that we have a show next Thursday ஜ۞ஜ

(Guy in striped shirt sees barista in striped shirt) Do you have other workers who can take my order

The industry is so fucking risk averse. Jesus christ. Let me make a movie that sucks

Would you pay for twitter if you could tweet smells

Me on subway takes: Ahhh haha. wait

Have a good weekend

We got a great show for you this Thursday. using Ian for bait 🎣

THURSDAY NIGHT, September 26th 10PM Union Hall S-I-M-P-L-E T-O-W-N L-I-V-E S-K-E-T-C-H w/ Talent Harris (🎭 Master Cheef 🦁) & Tony Zaret (tonyzaret)

You can earn a $100k salary with a twitter account called "cups of coffee in movies"

Couple slice of life posters for ya. Bird one and pasta one. All to say, big fun show ⓣⓞⓝⓘⓖⓗⓣ at Union Hall!