And that’s quality!

Love these stockings. So unusual

Not my team but I’m delighted for my dear friend carriesublondon enjoy your moment Carrie! 🏆🥂🍾🥳

I love to be kinky and creative, and you will find all my best stuff at my Clips4Sale site! From spanking to scuba, feathers to f-machines you WILL find it here 👇 clips4sale.com/studio/153887/… A wee teaser below for your delectation. Repost if you can please 🙏

Today I learnt not one word but two Callipygian and Wazoo The latter is a slang word for bums From the US Of A it comes The former means a well-shaped bottom I hope by tomorrow I’ve not forgot ‘em! There is one way to bring them to mind Spanking a well-shaped behind!

The penalty for giving sass Is over my knee for a well-spanked ass So if you don’t want bright red cheeks Check your filters before you speak! 👏🍑🔥🍎

A little something for #whiteknickerwednesday

Let’s see if this gets past the Orwellian censorship

Remembering the King who passed away on this day in 1977. RIP 🎶🎸❤️ ELVIS PRESLEY - “THAT’S ALRIGHT MAMA” (1954) youtu.be/4I2mp2S0pyM?si… via YouTube

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Good morning everyone. Pleased to say I’m back. Huzzah! All it took was a selfie which probably broke X’s ID system as I don’t look my best this time of the morning 😜 Thank you to all those who offered help - you know who you are 🙏 Now - I have a lot of catching up to do

🍑 Happy #HumpDay! Post your best and favourite asses in uniform below to help to get us through the week! Please like and repost to increase exposure. Can’t wait to see yours gym fit mature milf Raven Codge Ruby 💖

I don’t wanna cause a ruckus I’m not that kind of man But I love to spank a tuchus As much as I possibly can It’s a word I came across Whilst reading the NYT They have a daily puzzle Called the spelling bee But it just distracts from the fact There’s no tuchus across my knee

Nice to see you’re back carriesublondon - the rest of you looks as delicious as ever too! 😍🥰

Bad luck and buses come in threes But I’m feeling lucky to have found Tia Tease And her naughty triple choice list What red-blooded man could resist To worship at that altar of femininity - Would it be gluttony to want all three? 😍🍑🔥😜

Oh alright then…

What a peach of a peach!

A classy seat seated on a classy seat! 😍🍑