First bowl I ever smoked was schwag out of a pop can pipe and I think it was probably cleaner than this shit.

Kim K didn’t see that coming 🥺🫢🫢🫢

#AriZonaIcedTeaWeek

The problem is surrounding yourself with the wrong people. I can not stress this enough.

Even if you found a feral child in a dumpster behind a Colorado Dollar General, and then educated it on absolutely nothing but Dukes of Hazzard reruns and Mountain Dew nutrition facts, it would still have a better understanding of the U.S. Constitution than Lauren fucking Boebert

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Office Space…”have you ever done nothing? It’s so much better than you think it’s going to be” amazing

Responsible cannabis use means not littering. I see way too much cannabis-related garbage on the streets, parks and even playgrounds. If your friends behave this way, gently shame them. We need to represent ourselves better out there.

Sending this out into an abyss. If you know me from Insta, please help me bring that knowledge here to X. Share.. is that what we say here? Retweet this to your Twitter ....news feed?

This is what iPad kids smoke when they grow up

Let me give you some weed for that nasty attitude 🤩 promise it’ll help

Who remembers the Mexican Brick days?! When your plug had some "Beasters" and it was just light green mids with less seeds... When you finally got White Widow and cost 500 an oz but worth every penny Where all my old stoners at?! Kids now will never know the struggle

I was really hoping that teleportation would be a thing before now. It's not looking like I'll be able to go anywhere instantly unless I count falling asleep watching TV.

This is gold.

💪🙏 This is audio GOLD open.spotify.com/album/14lk6034…

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Tonight we will shine in tie-dye to honor the life and legacy of Bob Weir Grateful Dead

Strawberry Stuffed French Toast and Sunset Sherbet x Pirates Milk.